1. Pretending to like badly brewed coffee served in fancy cafes.
  2. Watching exercise videos while lying down in my bed.
  3. Saying yes to the 3rd date because “I shouldn’t be so picky”.
  4. Forcing myself to finish boring books in my quest to be smarter.
  5. Believing that the solution to all my life’s problems is… to lose weight.
  6. Convincing myself that Beth’s shitty work ideas are better than my shitty work ideas.
  7. Hanging out with people whose whole personality is to be sad.
  8. Believing it isn’t possible to be a good daughter without being miserable.
  9. Going to parties where they make you drink vodka shots.
  10. Waiting for December 31st to leave behind toxic habits.